GIVE ME $5 NOW.
NO REASON. NO CAUSE.
NO CHARITY. JUST PURE
TRANSPARENT GREED.
You get a vote on the color of my Tesla Model X.
That's the deal.
Objective
A Tesla.
Paid by the Internet.
Tesla Model X Plaid — Fully Loaded.
Paid entirely by strangers on the internet.
Paid entirely by strangers on the internet.
Strategic Roadmap
The Master Plan.
1
Phase 1: Capital Acquisition
You give me $5. Just do it.
You become an accomplice.
And you get to vote on the color of my Tesla Model X.
And you get to vote on the color of my Tesla Model X.
2
Phase 2: Network Expansion
Tell your friends to throw in $5 too.
Your friends will hate you for this now.
But they'll thank you later.
But they'll thank you later.
3
Phase 3: Mission Complete
January 1, 2027.
I post the photo of me behind the wheel —
in the color you picked.
in the color you picked.
The catch?
There is none. I want a Tesla, but I refuse to work for it. That's your job.
There is none. I want a Tesla, but I refuse to work for it. That's your job.
Real-Time Greed Tracker
THE GOAL
Tesla Model X Plaid — Fully Loaded
$0 / $140,000
Color Race
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