A collaborative digital art experiment. One sketch. 28,000 collectors.
Your $5 gets you a unique piece of this artwork. Each piece is one-of-a-kind. Each collector gets a permanent spot.
The Master Plan.
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Collect a piece for $5.
You receive a unique piece of my 5-legged cat sketch. Plus the right to vote on the project's signature color.
2
Share the collection with others.
The more collectors, the closer to completing the mosaic.
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January 1, 2027.
The completed mosaic is revealed — in the color the community chose.
28,000 COLLECTORS NEEDED
Yes, this is a real website.
And yes, people actually do this.
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THE GOALCreative Freedom — Full-Time Artist
$0 / $140,000
Privacy Policy
Last updated: March 2026
The short version
I collect the bare minimum to sell you a $5 digital artwork. That's it. Your data is safe.
What I collect
Account info: Email address and display name (when you sign up). This is so I know who purchased what.
Purchase info: What color you voted, your message (if any), piece code, payment ID, and the timestamp. Stored securely in our database.
Consent records: When you check those 4 boxes before buying, I save a record of that — including your browser info. This is my legal receipts drawer. No touching.
Browser data: User agent string (what browser you're using). I don't use cookies for tracking. I don't run analytics. I genuinely do not care what you do on the internet.
What I DON'T collect
Credit card numbers (our payment processor handles that). Your location. Your search history. None of that.
Who sees your data
Me (the creator). Firebase (Google's servers — they host everything). Our payment processor (they handle payments). That's the full list. I don't sell data.
Your rights
Want your data deleted? Email me. I'll do it. Your purchase record stays (legal requirement), but your account and personal info can be removed.
Contact
iwontreply@greed.my — I'll respond when I feel like it. Which is rarely. But I will.
"I wrote this privacy policy myself. It cost $0. Just like my budget."
Terms of Service
Last updated: March 2026
What this is
The 5-Legged Cat Collection is a collaborative digital art project — you purchase 1 unique piece of a 5-legged cat sketch out of 28,000 pieces. You also get to vote on the project's signature color. That's the deal.
What you're buying
A digital artwork. Not a share. Not an investment. Not a promise of future returns. Not a slice of pizza. It's a cat with 5 legs, broken into 28,000 pieces, and you get one. Delivered instantly. Displayed on the mosaic. Yours forever (digitally).
Refund policy
There are no refunds. You checked 4 boxes confirming you understood this. You typed your message. You picked a color. You clicked the button. This was not an accident. We both know that.
Your account
You need an account to purchase. One purchase per checkout. Don't share your login. If someone buys a cat piece from your account, that's between you and them.
Your content
The message you leave on the cat is public. Don't write anything illegal, hateful, or inappropriate. I reserve the right to remove messages that cross the line.
My responsibilities
I will: deliver your digital artwork instantly, display it on the mosaic, keep the site running (as long as I can afford hosting — which, thanks to you, I can).
I will NOT: guarantee this site exists forever, or provide customer support with enthusiasm.
Intellectual property
The 5-legged cat is my creation. The site design, code, and content belong to me. Your piece of the mosaic is yours to screenshot, share, print, tattoo on your body — I don't care. But don't clone the whole site. That would require effort, and I'm offended by effort on principle.
Limitation of liability
The 5-Legged Cat Collection is provided "as is." If the site goes down, if the cat loses a leg, if the mosaic glitches — my total liability is $5. Because that's all you paid.
Changes
I might update these terms. If I do, I'll change the date at the top. I won't email you about it because that would be work.
Contact
iwontreply@greed.my — For legal inquiries, complaints, or fan mail (preferred).
"These terms were written at 3 AM by an independent artist. Proceed accordingly."
Refund Policy
Last updated: March 2026
The short version
No refunds. You bought a pixel of a 5-legged cat for $5. It was delivered instantly. There is nothing to return. We both know this.
When I WILL refund
Duplicate charge: You got charged twice for the same purchase. That's on the system, not you. I'll fix it.
Technical failure: Payment went through but no location was assigned. If the system broke, I'll make it right.
Unauthorized transaction: Someone used your card without permission. Contact us immediately.
When I will NOT refund
You changed your mind. You don't like your random location. You "didn't know what you were buying" (you checked 4 boxes that said exactly what you were buying). You showed your purchase to someone and they called you an idiot. None of these qualify.
How to request
Email iwontreply@greed.my with your email, Location Code, and what went wrong. I'll respond within 5 business days.
Refund method
Processed through our payment processor back to your original payment method. Timeline depends on your bank.
"I wrote a refund policy for a $5 digital artwork. This is what creativity looks like."
COLLECTOR'S CONFIRMATION
Check all 4 to confirm your purchase.
Pick the project's signature color
Every collector gets a vote. The most popular color wins.
Stealth Gray
Diamond Black
Frost Blue
Lunar Silver
Pearl White
Ultra Red
Leave a message on the cat
140 characters. Like the old days of Twitter. Make it count.
0 / 140
You're officially a collector.
Welcome to the collection. Your piece is now part of the mosaic.
COLLECTOR'S CERTIFICATE
Collector #--
Location Code--
StatusFunded $5.00
Item5-Legged Cat Sketch (1/28,000)
Color Vote--
Your Impact--
Date--
Share the collection. Invite more collectors.
Your Certificate
Collector #--
Location Code--
Amount$5.00
Item5-Legged Cat Sketch (1/28,000)
Color Vote--
Message--
Date--
Share the collection. Invite more collectors.
Share your collector status
LOCATION #00001
This pixel is homeless.
It's just sitting there. Empty. Cold. Unloved. You could fix that.